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December 18, 2025

Feature	The "Car" Brand	Blaam
Primary Ingredient	Petrolatum (Crude oil byproduct)	Sal Butter (Plant-based nutrition)
The Sensation	"The Tingle" (From Menthol & Phenol)	"The Glow" (Soothing hydration)
Skin Effect	Chemical Exfoliation (Salicylic Acid)	Skin Renewal (Bakuchiol)
Barrier Type	Occlusive "Plastic Wrap" (Suffocates skin)	Breathable Protection (Candelilla Wax)
Longevity	The Addiction Cycle (Requires constant reapplication)	Long-Lasting Repair (Heals from within)
Key Benefit	Temporary numbing of pain	Active rebuilding of the lip barrier
The Verdict	Just a Balm.	Blaam It.

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Greetings, soon-to-be Blaamers! I’m SirBlaamalot! Products designed for your lips should be special. We’ve gone from just another tube of balm... to Blaam. We've all been there: Balms that are too heavy, too thick, too light, or too shiny. Some taste gross, while others are simply overpowering. After trying numerous major brands and local favorites, I couldn't find satisfaction. The closest I came was a local brand that was rarely in stock and used way too many oils. Here in Alaska, the cold will make your lips bark (and not for treats!), whether it's the dry summer or the insane winter. Check the labels in your drawer, your laundry pocket, or the crevice of your car seat. You won't find our ingredients in just any tube! Why? Because at Blaam, we do lips right! MMMwahhh! Our formulas are mixed with specific ratios designed to actually permeate the epidermis. Your lips need moisture constantly because things like licking, drinking, or using petroleum products dry them out. In fact, licking your lips is a sign of moisture loss—a double-edged sword, since saliva is acidic and evaporates immediately. The Science of Softness As a non-glandular mucous membrane, your lips cannot generate their own moisture. They lack the oil-producing sebaceous glands found on the rest of your body, making them 3 to 10 times more susceptible to water loss than your face. It should be noted: Vaseline and petroleum-based products do not moisturize. They act as a sealant on the surface. Blaam utilizes Humectants that can be absorbed, giving you real hydration. Non-toxic Flavors Non-toxic Colors 100% Crude Oil Free Safe for Everyone So Blaam up with the joy of knowing your lips are in perfect care! A healthy smile starts with the lips. Thanks for stopping through! FYI: Blaam is an "homograph" for Balm (plus a little extra attitude). We LOVE IT and use it daily. Forget about the other balm sticks... it’s Blaam FOREVER!! Forever yours, #SirBlaamalot

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