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🥊 The Final Round: Why "Blaam balm" Beats the "Car balm "

🥊 The Final Round: Why "Blaam balm" Beats the "Car balm "

December 18, 2025

When you look at the ingredients, it’s not even a fair fight. Here is exactly what happens to your skin when you switch from the "Yellow Tube" to the Blaam Tube.

The "Car" Experience	The Blaam Benefit	The Result
The Burn: Menthol & Camphor irritate the surface to create a "fake" healing sensation.	The Calm: Sal Butter melts into the skin at body temperature, providing instant, quiet relief.	Soothed, not stung.
The Peeling: Salicylic Acid acts as a chemical peel on already damaged lips.	The Renewal: Bakuchiol stimulates skin turnover naturally without the harsh irritation of acids.	Smooth, healthy tissue.
The Suffocation: Petroleum creates a heavy seal that stops your skin from "breathing."	The Oxygen: Candelilla wax provides a breathable barrier that locks moisture in but lets skin function.	Stronger skin barrier.
The Cycle: Lips feel dry the moment the product wears off, forcing you to reapply 10x a day.	The Saturation: Deep-reaching Castor Seed oil stays in the dermal layers longer.	Less application, more hydration.

"If your lip balm has a 'warning' label about how many times a day you can use it... is it really a balm?" 🥊 Blaam It.
"Your lips aren't addicted to balm; they’re irritated by chemicals. Break the cycle with Sal Butter." 🥊 Blaam It.
"Stop numbing the problem. Start feeding the solution." 🥊 Blaam It.
"You wouldn't put crude oil on your face. Why put it on your lips?" 🥊 Blaam It.

Greetings, soon-to-be Blaamers! I’m SirBlaamalot! Products designed for your lips should be special. We’ve gone from just another tube of balm... to Blaam. We've all been there: Balms that are too heavy, too thick, too light, or too shiny. Some taste gross, while others are simply overpowering. After trying numerous major brands and local favorites, I couldn't find satisfaction. The closest I came was a local brand that was rarely in stock and used way too many oils. Here in Alaska, the cold will make your lips bark (and not for treats!), whether it's the dry summer or the insane winter. Check the labels in your drawer, your laundry pocket, or the crevice of your car seat. You won't find our ingredients in just any tube! Why? Because at Blaam, we do lips right! MMMwahhh! Our formulas are mixed with specific ratios designed to actually permeate the epidermis. Your lips need moisture constantly because things like licking, drinking, or using petroleum products dry them out. In fact, licking your lips is a sign of moisture loss—a double-edged sword, since saliva is acidic and evaporates immediately. The Science of Softness As a non-glandular mucous membrane, your lips cannot generate their own moisture. They lack the oil-producing sebaceous glands found on the rest of your body, making them 3 to 10 times more susceptible to water loss than your face. It should be noted: Vaseline and petroleum-based products do not moisturize. They act as a sealant on the surface. Blaam utilizes Humectants that can be absorbed, giving you real hydration. Non-toxic Flavors Non-toxic Colors 100% Crude Oil Free Safe for Everyone So Blaam up with the joy of knowing your lips are in perfect care! A healthy smile starts with the lips. Thanks for stopping through! FYI: Blaam is an "homograph" for Balm (plus a little extra attitude). We LOVE IT and use it daily. Forget about the other balm sticks... it’s Blaam FOREVER!! Forever yours, #SirBlaamalot