"Experience Blaam! The Alaskan-tested🧊 lip care that hydrates without petroleum. Join SirBlaamalot and say goodbye to dry lips.
Don’t just Balm it... Blaam it!"
OG Kush is one of the most mysterious entities on the planet... and we’ve finally captured it! Muah-ha-ha!!
No, seriously. We have obtained the pure, live-extracted essence of the plant—undried and uncured—cultivated in a sterile, pristine environment and handled with the most delicate care.
Now, you can experience this one-of-a-kind pleasure without the stimulation.
Greetings, soon-to-be Blaamers! I’m SirBlaamalot!
Products designed for your lips should be special. We’ve gone from just another tube of balm... to Blaam.
We've all been there: Balms that are too heavy, too thick, too light, or too shiny. Some taste gross, while others are simply overpowering. After trying numerous major brands and local favorites, I couldn't find satisfaction. The closest I came was a local brand that was rarely in stock and used way too many oils.
Here in Alaska, the cold will make your lips bark (and not for treats!), whether it's the dry summer or the insane winter.
Check the labels in your drawer, your laundry pocket, or the crevice of your car seat. You won't find our ingredients in just any tube! Why? Because at Blaam, we do lips right! MMMwahhh!
Our formulas are mixed with specific ratios designed to actually permeate the epidermis. Your lips need moisture constantly because things like licking, drinking, or using petroleum products dry them out. In fact, licking your lips is a sign of moisture loss—a double-edged sword, since saliva is acidic and evaporates immediately.
The Science of Softness As a non-glandular mucous membrane, your lips cannot generate their own moisture. They lack the oil-producing sebaceous glands found on the rest of your body, making them 3 to 10 times more susceptible to water loss than your face.
It should be noted: Vaseline and petroleum-based products do not moisturize. They act as a sealant on the surface. Blaam utilizes Humectants that can be absorbed, giving you real hydration.
Non-toxic Flavors
Non-toxic Colors
100% Crude Oil Free
Safe for Everyone
So Blaam up with the joy of knowing your lips are in perfect care! A healthy smile starts with the lips.
Thanks for stopping through!
FYI: Blaam is an "homograph" for Balm (plus a little extra attitude). We LOVE IT and use it daily. Forget about the other balm sticks... it’s Blaam FOREVER!!
Forever yours, #SirBlaamalot
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